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6th July 2009, 11:22 PM #376
Dances with splinters
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I couldn't think of anything 'cept variations of "Protestors at the new Mumbai Int'l Airport are relieved they couldn't find anything to chain themselves to..."
Just couldn't get out of the rut.
- Andy Mc
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7th July 2009, 01:17 PM #377
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Thanks Claw. This one's a little different.
Pugwash.
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7th July 2009, 01:22 PM #378
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"All your base are belong to us!"
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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7th July 2009, 01:31 PM #379
Dances with splinters
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In the south it will be mostly Destroyah, with a slight chance of Mothra in the early evening, The long range forecast is...
- Andy Mc
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7th July 2009, 01:31 PM #380
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"I'm telling ya, this is the best SUSHI place i've ever eaten at."
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7th July 2009, 02:20 PM #381
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This one's from my wife!
"Now pupils, who can tell me what this is?"
"Please Sir, it's a stick!"Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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7th July 2009, 03:14 PM #382
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Rook!! Orr teef srope backwards.Just rike Japanman saw!!
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7th July 2009, 04:27 PM #383
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This is where I starred in many movies.
IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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7th July 2009, 06:52 PM #384
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and over here they taste like chicken,
and down here .....well... they taste like chicken too.
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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8th July 2009, 12:29 AM #385
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"Now class, who can tell me the name of the place our class mate Godzilla went on his holidays?"
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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8th July 2009, 12:57 PM #386
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He He!
Originally Posted by underfoot
Your go underfoot.Pugwash.
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8th July 2009, 04:31 PM #387
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I thought a nice clean and wholesome one this time
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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8th July 2009, 04:41 PM #388
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"Mother darling, what do you think about that cholesterol thingy the scientistists reckon they have discovered. Sounds really bad but what would they know."
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8th July 2009, 06:19 PM #389
Neander Normite
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8th July 2009, 06:24 PM #390
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In the words of Simon & Garfunkle
"Here's to you Mrs Robinson"
or the Aussie version
"Hey darl's do you want onions & sauce with that"?
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