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  1. #331
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    "Doing a yewie" (sp?)
    Cheers, Ern

  2. #332
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    You say make motor. You say "suck, sqleeze, bang, brow." We implove to "suck, sqleeze, bang, brow up." You pay now, yes?
    I think this the winner----- love the accent.

    Hanging off the Lucas all weekend and away from the computer.

    Hand it over to you Skew and look forward to the next caption.
    Thanks everyone.

  3. #333
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    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    YOU IDIOT!!! I said "Fire" the shells, not "Find"...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    And when we say stay between the flags we mean it !
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

  6. #336
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    You mean this isn't the Tank Stream??? (Sydney centric, sorry)

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    Tianinman-by-Sea

  8. #338
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    "It's tilted the ocean! Get that thing off the beach before all the water runs away!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

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    The new council beach inspectors making sure nobody is having fun.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  10. #340
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    Sorry sir, but I'm pretty sure this isn't Normandy.
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  11. #341
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    Shark deterrent
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  12. #342
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    "The spy satellite's coming over in about five minutes, Do you think we could borrow a couple of umberellas?"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    No you idiot, I said I wanted to get some "crustaceans", NOT "crushed Asians"!

  14. #344
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    Decisions, decisions, decisions. There's some good uns in there, but I think Groggy just pipped it.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Decisions, decisions, decisions. There's some good uns in there, but I think Groggy just pipped it.
    Thank goodness I don't have to think of one. Haven't a clue. Must be tired. Bed time soon.
    anne-maria.
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