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29th June 2009, 07:18 PM #301
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But I've saved heaps on dental bills.......
and tooothpaste.Last edited by tea lady; 29th June 2009 at 07:18 PM. Reason: a bit more.
anne-maria.
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29th June 2009, 08:22 PM #302
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Heysen tunnel reopens
Cheers Fred
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30th June 2009, 12:15 AM #303
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Grumpy John's new avatar.
Pugwash.
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30th June 2009, 08:52 AM #304
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There are some excellent replies here, but I'm giving it to Bullfright. You can't have too many carparks. Special mention to Pugwash, Rsser and Ozkaben.
To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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30th June 2009, 09:52 AM #305
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OK............lets keep it in the same vein...............
Attachment 109406IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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30th June 2009, 09:56 AM #306
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Cost is not an issue --- where do i get one?
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30th June 2009, 10:02 AM #307
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Does this mean I'll need a Zip code to communicate??
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30th June 2009, 10:07 AM #308
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Let's hope she's got a ton of money and her old man owns a pub.
To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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30th June 2009, 10:12 AM #309
Dances with splinters
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Now let's see ya tell me to "zip it" again.
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30th June 2009, 10:24 AM #310
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You must unzip it for 10 minutes a day otherwise her head explodes, which can be a bit messy.
anne-maria.
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30th June 2009, 10:40 AM #311
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Jeez, the Doctor sure meant it when he said "Breathe through your nose"
Of course my eyes are bulging!! I haven't spoken for two minutes!!!
(There's another one about passing wind, but 's prob on the case!!)
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30th June 2009, 10:44 AM #312
Dances with splinters
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When velcro just won't do...
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30th June 2009, 10:59 AM #313
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..but I've saved a heap on dental bills, .......and toothpaste.
anne-maria.
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30th June 2009, 12:26 PM #314
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"It saves me carrying a handbag."
Last edited by pugwash; 30th June 2009 at 12:28 PM. Reason: thought better of the last one.
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30th June 2009, 12:30 PM #315
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If only Malcolm Turnbull had one of these.
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