Jacob and Mildred

[Phil Spencer]

Jacob and Mildred

Jacob, age 92, and Mildred, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. *Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." *Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." *Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds ..." *Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." *Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" *Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." *Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." *Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." *Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." *Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure." **Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[Allan at Wallan]

Jacob and Mildred

Jacob, age 92, and Mildred, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. *Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." *Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." *Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds ..." *Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." *Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" *Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." *Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." *Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." *Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." *Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure." **Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Good one Phil but you forgot about the headache tablets
for the bride.

Allan