Ming Ying Fung Yu Infill Smoothers

[monoman]

Hi,

This morning, Bejing time, the Ming Ying Fung Yu Mfg. Co. Lte announced their latest offering. An entirely new and innovative design, the likes of which has never been seen before.

Using state of the art manufacturing techniques and an enormous team of very talented designers they have today released what will one day become a tool covered in mystery and afforded special powers by the woodworking media. It will then be beyond the reach of mere mortals.

But right now, you too can own one of these wood taming marvels. They can plane wit the grain, against the grain, and end grain. We don't care. If fact, Stephen Hawking has recently proven these planes can tame grain across time - space multidimensional boundaries. Try doing that with a garden variety Lie-Nielsen.

We call it our "British Infill Smoother Plane A5 Norris of London Heirloom Classic". Hard to say, easy to use.

Our motto is, "If you can't plane it, we can."

Available right now for only $99 and only through Woodcraft.

Cheers

Warning. The above infomercial may not include any facts.

Cheers

[DJ’s Timber]

Can you please provide actual links to said announcement otherwise I will either delete or move this thread to Woodies Jokes

DJ
ADMIN

[jimbur]

just ordered a dozen

[jimbur]

ps The Doctor is delivering so may be a bit on the Tardis side.

[funkychicken]

They're Sauer & Steiners

[monoman]

Can you please provide actual links to said announcement otherwise I will either delete or move this thread to Woodies Jokes

DJ
ADMIN

It's a joke of course. Only it won't be at all funny if you move it.

Mind, that Ming Yink Fung Yu lot sure make some pretty steep claims.

[jimbur]

It's a joke of course. Only it won't be at all funny if you move it.

Mind, that Ming Yink Fung Yu lot sure make some pretty steep claims.

Shame it was moved. It contains more truth than the original begetter. (the thread not the writer
Cheers,
Jim