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26th June 2009, 12:04 PM #256
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Corned beef on the hoof
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26th June 2009, 12:06 PM #257
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Bbbbbelling the ccccat was easy, bbbut thththis..............I've completely gorn to water!!!
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26th June 2009, 07:16 PM #258
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(a topical caption)
The Spanish soccer fans did not take kindly to being beaten 2-0 by the USA,Last edited by pugwash; 26th June 2009 at 07:17 PM. Reason: spelling
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26th June 2009, 10:44 PM #259
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Surf 'n' Turf
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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27th June 2009, 12:01 PM #260
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One Indian & beef Madras Curry coming right up for the Melbourne forumites meeting at MWWS
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27th June 2009, 12:14 PM #261
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Originally Posted by Ozkaban
This one takes it I reckon, for its susincness succinctness is what you were thinking of TL....., sisinkness....., sisincness....... 
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.economic use of words.
(My caption is...... So that's why so many Spanish are called Jesus. )
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27th June 2009, 05:11 PM #262
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Cool! Thought it needed something more but gave up 'cos I couldn't think of anything!!!
Anyway, here goes...
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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27th June 2009, 05:22 PM #263
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My compacts in my hand bag's
I'm a mother with a pram and I can park anyhow and where I please.
My insurance company paid out at last on my broken wrist I have my Disability sticker on the windscreen so I can legally park anywhere for as long as I like FREE
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27th June 2009, 05:32 PM #264
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My other car is a road train.
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27th June 2009, 05:37 PM #265
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so you had a smart car and you fed it what ?
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27th June 2009, 05:37 PM #266
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Bastard!!!
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27th June 2009, 05:49 PM #267
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Well, what he's compensating for is twice as compact...
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27th June 2009, 06:20 PM #268
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You can't read the writting under the car!! it says "One fatarse or two compacts".
I actually simpathise with this person, unless you drive a standard or small car, carparks do not allow for you. I am one of many people who sometimes tow a trailer to do site work. Try and find somewhere for a Jeep and a trailer in these places, or in an iner city block.
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27th June 2009, 06:39 PM #269
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When I took it to the body shop to be stretched I thought they'd stretch it lengthways!
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27th June 2009, 06:54 PM #270
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Two compacts make one mother.
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It's not a Hummer, it's a screamer.
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The US: it's carbon footprint is 4 x everyone elses.Cheers, Ern
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