Page 17 of 30 FirstFirst ... 7121314151617181920212227 ... LastLast
Results 241 to 255 of 444
  1. #241
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    North Of The Boarder
    Age
    68
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    military intelligence

    You mean American Military Intelligence

  2. #242
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    North Of The Boarder
    Age
    68
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Its all a case of mind over matter
    we don't mind if you go splatter


    If only I had a straw

  3. #243
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    belgrave
    Age
    61
    Posts
    0

    Default

    designer put the decimal point in the wrong place again! Its the conversion from inches to cm.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  4. #244
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Northern Sydney
    Age
    49
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Talibans answer to Water-boarding - Beer-Boarding!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  5. #245
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Oberon, NSW
    Age
    64
    Posts
    0

    Default

    TL can take it this time.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  6. #246
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Mount Dandenong, Vic.
    Age
    86
    Posts
    50

    Default

    Ain't you guy's ever seen a moose trap before?
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  7. #247
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    belgrave
    Age
    61
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    TL can take it this time.
    Didn't think mine was the funniest. Oh well! Off I go to look.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  8. #248
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    belgrave
    Age
    61
    Posts
    0

    Default

    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  9. #249
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Perth. WA
    Posts
    0

    Default

    "Come on Boris! Time for your bath! It's the Royal Show tomorrow!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  10. #250
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Hunter Valley
    Posts
    81

    Smile

    With sufficient incentive it IS possible to walk (or run) on water!!

  11. #251
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Mount Dandenong, Vic.
    Age
    86
    Posts
    50

    Default

    You can lead a bull to water but you can't make him sink.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  12. #252
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366

    Default

    I've heard of a sheep dip but this is ridiculous
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  13. #253
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Hell with fluro lighting
    Age
    55
    Posts
    624

    Default

    boy the parking insectors here are scary
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  14. #254
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Oberon, NSW
    Age
    64
    Posts
    0

    Default

    In hindsight, Venice's attempt to steal the Running Of The Bulls from Pamplona was not well considered...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  15. #255
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    North Of The Boarder
    Age
    68
    Posts
    0

    Default

    To prepare your beef it needs to be marinated in a salt brine

Similar Threads

  1. another need a caption, reply, question Take #2
    By wheelinround in forum JOKES
    Replies: 822
    Last Post: 4th June 2009, 02:02 PM
  2. another need a caption, reply, question
    By mic-d in forum JOKES
    Replies: 814
    Last Post: 19th February 2009, 10:25 PM
  3. Need a caption!
    By TTIT in forum JOKES
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 22nd December 2008, 03:43 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •