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    Bl**dy apprentice left the flywheel off again!!
    Cheers, Ern

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    Is the *all* you have left? Then yessir, it will take a while to fix it!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    I thought salad oil would work just as good as 10/30.
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    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Why yer supposed ta leave some valve clearance when ya shave the head...

    "Ah! I see what you did wrong... you used a bludgeon pin!"
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    In the words of AbbA

    Ring Ring why don't you give me a call

    NOS injection was a tad over the top

    Never Never put Petrol in a Diesel Engine

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    MMM perhaps we did advance the ignition a little too far.

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    Those bits that were missing when we finished the service on the motor - i reckon they could have dropped down the intake
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    Valve ping bong
    Cheers, Ern

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    can't you just duct tape it
    Cheers Fred



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    "Ah! I see what you did wrong... you used a bludgeon pin!"

    As usual the bad pun wins. Cant beat a bludgeon pin

    You go skew
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    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    On a normal mouse trap they just pull this ba......................
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    OK, We'll see if I'm a man or a mouse!!!

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    military intelligence

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Sure them terrereests lark cheez. Doan they?
    Cheers, Ern

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