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23rd June 2009, 01:37 PM #226
Hewer of wood
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Bl**dy apprentice left the flywheel off again!!
Cheers, Ern
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23rd June 2009, 01:38 PM #227
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Is the *all* you have left? Then yessir, it will take a while to fix it!
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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23rd June 2009, 04:53 PM #228
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I thought salad oil would work just as good as 10/30.
IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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23rd June 2009, 05:53 PM #229
Dances with splinters
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Why yer supposed ta leave some valve clearance when ya shave the head...
"Ah! I see what you did wrong... you used a bludgeon pin!"
- Andy Mc
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23rd June 2009, 06:00 PM #230
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In the words of AbbA
Ring Ring why don't you give me a call
NOS injection was a tad over the top
Never Never put Petrol in a Diesel Engine
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23rd June 2009, 07:32 PM #231
Retired
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MMM perhaps we did advance the ignition a little too far.
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23rd June 2009, 08:09 PM #232
Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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Those bits that were missing when we finished the service on the motor - i reckon they could have dropped down the intake
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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23rd June 2009, 11:00 PM #233
Hewer of wood
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Valve ping bong
Cheers, Ern
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24th June 2009, 02:30 PM #234
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can't you just duct tape it
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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24th June 2009, 03:12 PM #235
Member for stupid ideas
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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
As usual the bad pun wins. Cant beat a bludgeon pin
You go skewI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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24th June 2009, 07:09 PM #236
Dances with splinters
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24th June 2009, 07:16 PM #237
Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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On a normal mouse trap they just pull this ba......................
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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24th June 2009, 07:28 PM #238
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OK, We'll see if I'm a man or a mouse!!!
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24th June 2009, 08:32 PM #239
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military intelligence
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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24th June 2009, 08:43 PM #240
Hewer of wood
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Sure them terrereests lark cheez. Doan they?
Cheers, Ern
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