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  1. 5th November 2004, 01:43 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Termite
    Must be the mood I'm in, I cant think of anything I'd rather be, apart from retired.
    retired and rich - you know embarasingly rich. ahhhh such dreams
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  2. 5th November 2004, 02:15 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    ......and most importantly debunk religion once and for all.


    I'll second that...
    Always look on the bright side...
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    I wanted to be a ........................................................................

    LUMBERJACK!!!!
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  4. 5th November 2004, 02:43 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alastair
    I wanted to be a ........................................................................

    LUMBERJACK!!!!
    But now you're o.k. ?

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  5. 5th November 2004, 03:48 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alastair
    I wanted to be a ........................................................................

    LUMBERJACK!!!!
    But wouldn't that get boring? You know every day , you cut down trees, eat your lunch, and go to the lavetry.
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    Another job I'd like is a fitter at a bra shop.
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  7. 5th November 2004, 04:52 PM #22
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    Is that something like a diesel fitter?

    When you get the measurements of the customer and select the corresponding bra you can call out Diesel Fitter.

    Sorry but it's Friday and 2 days of woodwork coming up.
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  8. 5th November 2004, 06:58 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    Spike Milligan for World King.
    And I'd be his chief giggler.

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    I hope that you are sitting down, old mate, but Mr Milligan has passed away and would not be happy at your giggles.

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    Suntan lotion appilcator on the gold coast would do me
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Talking I,m impressed

    That was a good response fellas, I was just doodling on the keyboard as I didn't have anything intelligent to say and thought that there might be a couple of replies, but well done.
    Now I reckon that we should send it all of to a shrink and have our answers analysed, hey?!
    Did you notice that apart from the man that would be god, and the greenie bounty hunter, we all looked for personal gratification?
    so what you say, isn't that what it is al about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter R
    Did you notice that apart from the man that would be god, and the greenie bounty hunter, we all looked for personal gratification?
    so what you say, isn't that what it is al about?

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    I think that they were looking for gratification to.
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    Kumbay ah my lord kumbay ah.

    bless you my sons. is not the joy of the working of wood the desire to leave something of joy and usefullness beyond ones own life span ?

    See, we are all brothers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grunt
    Another job I'd like is a fitter at a bra shop.
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter R
    Did you notice that apart from the man that would be god, and the greenie bounty hunter, we all looked for personal gratification?
    I don't want this job for personal gratification, I'd do it for the betterment of boobies everywhere.
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    Personal aide to an honest politician, thats a lot of leisure time.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter R
    so what you say, isn't that what it is al about?

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    Hey, leave me out of it!!

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