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  1. #181
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    Said in dusky Marlene Dietrich accent: "Hello big boy"
    Cheers, Ern

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    and here's a photo of Harry, he's the best sniper in the squad,
    and he's also a hot tap dancer

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Thats a yard isn't it
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Preparing for the three legged race.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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    "If I could just find another boot, I wouldn't have to keep washing this foot all the time!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    "If I could just find another boot, I wouldn't have to keep washing this foot all the time!"
    That's 'cos every time I ask for something to cover my middle leg they throw me out of the shoe store!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  7. #187
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Trench foot for the Isle of Man Soldier can be such APIA
    MAnXIMUM points to wheelinround is my estimation.
    Yer it!
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Sorry for the wait was at the wood show all day yesterday and only on the forum for a short while last night i was worn out.

    BRB with a pic

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    TY Kev

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    Best mates with a certain steam roller are we?

    or

    I saw it on the internet and thought I'd give it a go

    or

    I don't think Northern hemisphere GPSs work very well down here.
    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Just waiting for the SES guys with the jaws of life.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

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    The Australian army has decided to go ahead with the purchase of the 'collins class' troop carrier, having been convinced by the manufacturer that "maaaate, she'll be right"

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    You did a wonderful job fixing those front brakes didn't you!

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    Are you sure this is how you rotate the tyre's?
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    *radio crackle* "Who Rolled the Rover Over? Over."
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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