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  1. #166
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    So where do we put the kitchen sink?
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    Where did I put those bloody keys?
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Hi Darl, you remember my mate Bob? We he just needs somewhere to stay for the night - he wont take up much space and he'll be gone in the morning. Promise Babe!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    He always brings back more than he took to the dump
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Updated 26 April 2010
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfright View Post
    Where did I put those bloody keys?
    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    He always brings back more than he took to the dump
    Toss up between these 2.

    I will give it to Bull fright for picking up the language so quickly.

  6. #171
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    Darn missed it

    any how

    Tea lady decides to clean her shed and is off to the tip

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Darn missed it

    any how

    Tea lady decides to clean her shed and is off to the tip
    I know it was late, but I think it deserves a recount!!!

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    darn missed it

    any how

    tea lady decides to clean her shed and is off to the tip
    :c
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    Attachment 108318

    Oldie but goodie
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Rolf Harris is all washed up...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    They say an army marches on it's stomach. I know better.


    "Never volunteer," they say. But when Sarge barked "Put your best foot forward!" I got confused...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Trench foot for the Isle of Man Soldier can be such APIA

  13. #178
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    I'm Jake the Peg,
    Diddle diddle diddle um

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    Fred always did well at maths.
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    Smile

    Ya put ya left foot....oh bugger!!!

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