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    Today's News

    Harbour House prices plumet as Harbour Views go down the plug hole

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    El Nino strikes again!!!

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    Come on!!! Own up. Who pulled the plug?

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    Who put the water board in charge
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    And the federal government announced their plan to keep the murry river flowing for years
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    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    The "ebbest" of ebb tides.

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    Sydney gets its first cotton farm.

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    The future of-LO-LO-LO-ey Opera house looks bleak, as drought condit-LO-LO-LO-worsen. This is due to-LO-LO-fact that it's now the number one spot for tourists to shout-HELLO-LO-LO-LO-cently been dubbed "Echo Bay."

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    See? I told you the desalination plant would work!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Sydney residents vote for prohibition.
    Cheers, Ern

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    The state government is looking into buying Army Ducks to service the now dry Parramatta River bed.


    Labor State Government has blamed the dry conditions of Sydney Harbour on past Lib politicians. They knew of the bottom of the Harbour Scheme when last in power.


    So when the Tank Stream used to run it real did fill Sydney Cove

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    The first yacht has just rounded the heads on the way to Tassie. Is it? It looks like... yes it's the entry from the Alice Springs Yacht Club...

    Cheers
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    Well you all wanted to get rid of the pollution in the Harbour!!!! What did you expect???!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    The first yacht has just rounded the heads on the way to Tassie. Is it? It looks like... yes it's the entry from the Alice Springs Yacht Club...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    See? I told you the desalination plant would work!
    There are a bunch of rippers in there. Special mention of Rosewoods leaking tunnell, but I just gotta give it to Skew for this one...

    Cheers,
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    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Again? I'm running out of sites to pinch from...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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