Woody Joke

[punkahknight]

From an American Friend,

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

[pawnhead]

So the Seppo says;

"Oh. You were right in the first place then. You'll need four by twos for that. Our two by fours are too wide, and not deep enough. You'll have to go to Australia to get what you need. They've got all the right stuff down there."