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    Default Important Health Advice for Women

    Important Health Advice for Women.

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.

    Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
    thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

    Stop hiding and start living.

    Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!

    WARNINGS: -

    * The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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    Sounds like alcohol to me
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    Talking This works better

    900ml water
    Two cups sugar
    Two cinnamon sticks
    six cloves
    Bottle of Merlot

    In a saucepan add water, spices and sugar, bring to the boil and dissolve the sugar then add the Merlot and reheat BUT DO NOT BOIL.

    Pour into a mug and enjoy.

    It will warm you to the bootlaces

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    I'll have to mull that idea over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    I'll have to mull that idea over
    Arf-arf!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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