another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

[mic-d]

Here you go, sorry once again for the hiatus.

[wheelinround]

bout time mic-d

Which Grass cutter would you choose??

Goat say's

See I can eat 24/7 no need for an operator, fuel or tyres you'll get carbon credits for having me.

[fenderbelly]

The other old goat has gone for a pee

[tea lady]

Clipper 400 with edger attachment.

[Lignin]

Capricious Caprine clips couch carpet competently.
Clapped Clipper clogs constantly, causing considerable consternation.C??

[pugwash]

Gertrude has fallen in love, and will give anyone who comes between her and her beloved tractor a severe butting!

[Ozkaban]

One I get this baby fired up, there'll be no more eating grass for me!

[Ozkaban]

Yet another example of the age old argument between progress and employment...

[pugwash]

"Think you can just take my job do you? Think again! I'm going to EAT this sucker!"

[mic-d]

Clipper 400 with edger attachment.

TL, you tickled my funnybone, over to you!

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

TL, you tickled my funnybone, over to you!

Cheers
Michael

Really? Even over that considerable conglomeration of creative clever ........Bugger. Stuck!



Where is this kid going? And why?

[pugwash]

Little Jimmy is going to the hospital to have his artificial leg fitted.

[underfoot]

jimmy decides to give mountain climbing a go.

but seeing the mountain won't come to jimmy.

he...needs...to catch....a...bus....to....it....

[rsser]

America's new approach to fighting obesity.

[wheelinround]

I am of to the company who designs these Ffff mongrel school buses
In my back pack is all I need to teach him that kids have short legs
A 38 revolver at least it'll bring him down to my size.

or

Jimmy's taken on the challenge of adding more legs to a Maths question which he found on the Woodwork Forum
In his back pack are a number of kitten legs