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    Default New titles Old Songs

    It was fun being a baby boomer - until now.


    Some of the artists of the 60's
    are revising their hits.


    They include;
    Hermans Hermits - Mrs Brown you've got a lovely walker.
    Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken hip?
    Roberta Flack - First time ever I forgot your face.
    Paul Simon - 50 ways to lose your liver.
    The Commodores - Once,twice,three times to the bathroom.
    Marvin Gaye - Heard it through the grape nuts.
    Procol Harem - A whiter shade of hair.
    Leo Sayer - You make me feel like napping.
    The Temptations - Pappas got a kidney stone.
    Abba - Denture Queen
    Helen Reddy - I am woman hear me snore.
    Leslie Gore - It's my proceedure and I'll cry if I want to.
    And my favourite...
    Willy Nelson - On the commode again.


    while you can.

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    very good
    Cheers Fred



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    The Seekers... Porky girl
    Frank Sinatra... I've got you under my thumb.
    The Beatles... When I'm 94
    Abba (side b) Don't cry for me on a pension
    Bill Haley revival.. Crook around the clock.
    Hot Chocolate.. .It started with a twitch
    Jimmy Osmand.. Bald headed lover from Liverpool
    Sam Cooke.. .She was only sixty.
    Garry Puckett... Old girl, get out of my mind.
    Village People.. Its fun to stay at the O F R H (Old folks retirement home.)
    Jimmy Cliff... I can see clearly now, the brain has gone.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    John

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    Thanks Ray . yours are great too.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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