New titles Old Songs

[wheelinround]

It was fun being a baby boomer - until now.


Some of the artists of the 60's
are revising their hits.


They include;
Hermans Hermits - Mrs Brown you've got a lovely walker.
Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken hip?
Roberta Flack - First time ever I forgot your face.
Paul Simon - 50 ways to lose your liver.
The Commodores - Once,twice,three times to the bathroom.
Marvin Gaye - Heard it through the grape nuts.
Procol Harem - A whiter shade of hair.
Leo Sayer - You make me feel like napping.
The Temptations - Pappas got a kidney stone.
Abba - Denture Queen
Helen Reddy - I am woman hear me snore.
Leslie Gore - It's my proceedure and I'll cry if I want to.
And my favourite...
Willy Nelson - On the commode again.


while you can.

[fenderbelly]

very good

[munruben]

The Seekers... Porky girl
Frank Sinatra... I've got you under my thumb.
The Beatles... When I'm 94
Abba (side b) Don't cry for me on a pension
Bill Haley revival.. Crook around the clock.
Hot Chocolate.. .It started with a twitch
Jimmy Osmand.. Bald headed lover from Liverpool
Sam Cooke.. .She was only sixty.
Garry Puckett... Old girl, get out of my mind.
Village People.. Its fun to stay at the O F R H (Old folks retirement home.)
Jimmy Cliff... I can see clearly now, the brain has gone.

[tea lady]

[wheelinround]

John

[munruben]

Thanks Ray . yours are great too.