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  1. #766
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    "Dear Mum, Here is a photograph of our new premises, I'm sure you will agree a major step up from our old place. Our business should really take off now!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  2. #767
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    Our building is old but our business is IT isn't IT
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  3. #768
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    Smile

    "There's an old pianna, and they play it hot,
    Behind the green doooooorh!!"

  4. #769
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    Hard one to call. Some gems here

    Equal first to Pugwash and Groggy.

    First in best dressed.
    Cheers, Ern

  5. #770
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    Try this one.
    Did I mention I love dogs?
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  6. #771
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    Bench dogs er, pups.

    Cheers
    Michael

  7. #772
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    5 in the bed and the little one said roll over roll over

    or

    hey I think this side is done

    or

    The things we have to do to get noticed these days

  8. #773
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    Yeah, the Mum likes sardines. Why do you ask?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  9. #774
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    How many legs on the bench?
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  10. #775
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    A-dog-on-a-rack Chair
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  11. #776
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    hic... hey fluffy...hic..next time you suggest we drink our owners water..hic...I'm gonna bite ya..........hic

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  12. #777
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    Smile

    Another side of the "binge drinking" problem.

  13. #778
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    Waiting for the "Gender Verification Officer"!

  14. #779
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    Can't go past "Bench dogs" on a woodworking forum.

    Your go mic-d.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  15. #780
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Can't go past "Bench dogs" on a woodworking forum.

    Your go mic-d.

    Oh <insert expletive expressing consternation here>! My most humble apologies everyone I didn't see this and just came back to see where it was at.

    Just a mo please

    Cheers
    Michael

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