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  1. #721
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    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    "police are searching for my twin brother, who has not obviously looked after himself as well as me, and whom I haven't seen since that wedgie in church episode....... "
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    News today we are looking for a rapist.........no not a rapist a Rapist you know a black dude who sings

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    Our caption department sucks. We're not looking for the rapist, we're looking for a therapist.
    Pugwash.

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    Sorry, it's been a looong day.

    Wheelin' can take the baton.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    O.K. Here's one while we're waiting on Wheelin'.

    Attachment 106122
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Grannies a coming, get out af the way.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Updated 26 April 2010
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    Dang! I knew I shoulda spent that money on a new hip instead of this zoot suit!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Granny Jones commences her new runup for the Jindabyne CWAA Jumble Sale
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    "Wow! This is scary! Next time I'm gonna take the bus."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Sorry guy's didn't think mine would do any good back ASAP with a pic


    mean while to GJ

    It's a flaming long way down this hill I started it when I was just 25 yrs of age I am now 85

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    "They said once I turned 80 it would be all downhill from there!"
    Pugwash.

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    Default here ya go

    Yoda's pussy

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    "the catfood improves around here, or tonight you sleep on the moon..."
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    If you want to get maximum results, you're better of only using one dynamite stick at a time to take advantage of my nine lives
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