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16th May 2009, 10:31 AM #1
Financiial situation hits Japanese Banks
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the collapse of Lehman Brothers, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were
suspended after they nose-dived..
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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