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  1. #1
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    Talking If Men got pregnant...

    ... maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay

    ... there would be a cure for stretch marks

    ... natural childbirth would become obsolete

    ... morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem

    ... all methods of birth control would be 100% effective

    ... children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained

    ... men would be eager to talk about commitment

    ... sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

    ... briefcases would be used as diaper bags

    ... paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes

    ... they'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy

    ... restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees

    ... women would rule the world
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    When I was pregnant one of my friends said that if men got pregnant they would invent a way for someone else to have the baby. ...... Maybe they did.

    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  3. #3
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    NASA project management developed the perfect solution: 9 women, 1 month.

    Cheers,
    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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