Little Jonny

[Bluegum]

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it ashe's liable to break something, but the boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mum screams, "knock it off, you're going to break
something. He stops and eventually Mum leaves for a short trip to the
shopping centre.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has leftfor the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toiletwhere he leaves it.

Mum comes in and while putting away the grocery, gets the urge. A diarrhoea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! Shecalls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation,but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives, she leads him to the bathroom and he gets downon his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takesout his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! Theballoon explodes and #### is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right??" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this
is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!

[Sawdust Maker]

Absolutely brilliant, nowhere the ending I was expecting

[fenderbelly]

i agree with Nick on this, great