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  1. 5th May 2009, 03:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    There is a new cure for Swine Flu.....It’s Oinkment !!!!>>

    If you need to go to hospital, go in a Hambulance>>

    but don't ask for Tweatment as that's for Bird flu only>>


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    I knew a guy who took all his pigs to the small goods factory,

    they cured them.


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    What's the first sign of swine flu ?
    Patients come out in rashers !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    What's the first sign of swine flu ?
    Patients come out in rashers !!!
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    F U NE M N X???
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  8. 9th May 2009, 10:47 AM #23
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    So if you contract Swine Flu
    Does this make you a Porker
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    That was enough to tickle my ribs
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    Its a wonder this thread hasn't become a Sows ear

    The truth is the Swine Flu was passed on via a Fox/wolf when he Blew and he blew and gave them the Flu
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    Quote Originally Posted by lignin View Post
    f u ne m n x???
    s, v f m n x.
    Ok, m n x.
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    So the pigs have flown..... Now what?
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    A long time ago someone said that if a black man became president pigs would fly, and look now, Swine Flu
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