Diagnosis

[Rodgera]

A psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental
health and was giving an verbal test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would
you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top
of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A Rugby League coach?"

[Grumpy John]

Or Terry Wallace .