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    When the sumo wrestler kickstarts the bike.
    Cheers, Ern

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    I think I understand hydraulic lock now....

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    "If she boils, she's bu88ered"

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    Your go Ern
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    ..
    Cheers, Ern

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    swmbo's night to cook

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  7. #502
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    Smile

    My one synapsing neurone!!

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    What a hangover feels like

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    Hey! I can see Elvis's face in this. I'm gonna flog it on Ebay.
    Pugwash.

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    McTavish swore to lay off the whiskey after he started seeing faces in his porridge.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    HD scat marks. If you see this you know that a Harley has it's roost nearby...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    I hate these damn 3d puzzle pictures, I can never figure out what I'm supposed to be looking at.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    The label on the wrinkle cream said "not tested on animals" But she thought that maybe next time she wouldn't care so much about the bunnies.
    Last edited by tea lady; 3rd May 2009 at 11:01 PM. Reason: somebody stole my T
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    This one has me stumped...

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    Cool

    Black thoughts???

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