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    Default The beat

    A bereaved lady was distressed regarding the loss of her
    husband. Her best friend consoled her saying, "You are
    still relatively young, you have your life to look forward to,
    and lets face it we all have to go someday".

    The widow replied, "He was a great husband and a fine
    father. He was a marvellous lover, in fact we used to make
    love to the sound of the church bells every Sunday. If it
    wasn't for a fire truck racing past here last Sunday he might
    still be alive".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Wow. I will have to be careful when the ice cream truck comes down our street.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Because you stop what your doing to race out and meet it ?
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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    that'd leave the other party a bit put out if he did
    Mick

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