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    Default Alan on his way to Munruben

    Alan was was driving down the freeway on his way to Munruben, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Alan, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Munruben freeway. Please be careful!"

    "Heck," said Alan, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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    Uncanny! That happened to me once, too. But without the wife and car phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Alan was was driving down the freeway on his way to Munruben, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Alan, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Munruben freeway. Please be careful!"

    "Heck," said Alan, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

    Doubt if that was me John. My wife would not have been that
    concerned for my well-being.

    Allan
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