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  1. 27th April 2009, 03:25 AM #1
    Breslauer
    Breslauer is offline Novice
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    Default The secret for a long life

    A tough old cowboy from Missoula, Montana, counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.
    When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be !!
    ~~~I can not change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to

    always reach my destination~~~
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  2. 27th April 2009, 10:52 PM #2
    bsrlee
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    I have a friend who claims to be immortal - well he hasn't died yet, so no one can prove him wrong.
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