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    Two blondes are in Australia.

    One blonde asks the other: "Which is further, London or the Moon?"

    The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"
    Last edited by RETIRED; 18th October 2004 at 02:35 PM. Reason: Fixing code.
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    London or the moon?

    Great punch line though Squizz!!

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    I went to the eye quack the other day because I'm having trouble seeing distances. He took me to the window, pointed at the sky and asked "What can you see?"

    "The sun" I replied.

    "Well how damn far do you want to see?"

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    Right'o, at the risk of being mocked and scorned.....

    I don't get it. Looks like part of the joke's missing. :confused:


    Ben (natural blond-ish)

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    I think midge gave the missing bit...


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    "?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[img] />st1ity w:st=[/img]London /st1ity>or the Moon?"

    This is the offending piece of code, for some reason it doesn't want to display
    Last edited by Kev Y.; 18th October 2004 at 04:39 AM. Reason: had to remove a couple of <'s & >'s to see the trouble
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    All fixed now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    London or the moon?

    Great punch line though Squizz!!

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    Errr...now that Squizzy's joke is fixed.....my "correction" makes me look like the ^*&* that I am!!

    Cheers,

    P

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    Errr...now that Squizzy's joke is fixed.....my "correction" makes me look like the ^*&* that I am!!

    Cheers,

    P
    You think you look bad???

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    I can delete the offending posts if you like. You like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by
    I can delete the offending posts if you like. You like?
    Double back!!

    I figure if they really were offending you would have deleted them already!

    Cheers,

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    Yea, ban that Squizzy fellow!!!

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