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22nd April 2009, 07:52 PM #1
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The Carpenter's Testimony
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed.
The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked
him how far away he was from the accident.
The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches."
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, I knew sooner or later some idiot would ask me, so I measured it!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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22nd April 2009, 10:56 PM #2
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nice one, could be true as well.
Cheers Fred
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23rd April 2009, 06:32 PM #3
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Fenderbelly you could almost be certain of it
Originally Posted by fenderbelly
nice one, could be true as well.Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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