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17th April 2009, 07:43 PM #16
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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19th April 2009, 07:57 PM #17
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HWMNBO, currently on holidays, came out to the shed at 6pm and asked, "if you don't mind, are you gonna be cooking me tea sometime soon...." and that's how the fight started.......
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19th April 2009, 10:59 PM #18
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Originally Posted by RufflyRustic
That sounds like a real life experience.
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20th April 2009, 02:06 PM #19
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Most (actually all) of the jokes I've posted in this thread are borrowed from emails sent to me, the next one is from real life.
One night, several years ago SWMBO came home from work and told me that she, and several work collegues were going to the Chelsea Heights Hotel (local watering hole) for the Friday Over 28's Night (also known locally as grope a granny night). My reply to this was, "is that the over 28 stone night?" And that's when the s#!t hit the fan.To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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20th April 2009, 02:22 PM #20
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SWMBO is an ardent/avid/obsessive horse nut. I thought I'd cheer her up by asking if I could get a quarter horse, which did make her smile. When I finished by saying a full one won't fit in the freezer, that's when the fight started...
Cheers
Michael
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20th April 2009, 02:55 PM #21
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She said, "..And that's another thing, you have no sense of humour"
I said " I married you didn't I?"
and that's when the fight got worse
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20th April 2009, 03:48 PM #22
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Daughters ex rang and said "hello"
that's when the fight started...
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20th April 2009, 04:00 PM #23
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Got lots of strange looks here at work, you made me laugh coffee out my nose! Originally Posted by mic-d
"Rotten to the Core"
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20th April 2009, 07:58 PM #24
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Originally Posted by Barry_White
Sure is
Here's another: HWMNBO comes into my shed wanting a piece of timber this long by this wide and about this thick. He spots the last piece of expensive timber I have for a commissioned project, grabs it and runs before I can stop what I'm doing and give chase ... and that's how that fight started
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20th April 2009, 08:08 PM #25
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I showed SWMBO this thread...
and that's how the fight started.......Rick
...often heard to say, "Honey, where are the bandaids?"
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20th April 2009, 09:01 PM #26
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I logged onto the forum tonight........
thats how the fight started
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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20th April 2009, 10:09 PM #27
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Father (who is at this time a priest) comes home and tells wife that he's been having an affair, for 8 years, with the same woman as last time, and thats how the fight started.
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20th April 2009, 11:25 PM #28
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My mate came over the other night and asked
"How's your wife?"
I replied, "Compared to whom".
And that's how the next round of the fight started.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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22nd April 2009, 05:54 PM #29
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22nd April 2009, 09:35 PM #30
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SWMBO said "I was a fool when I married you"
So I said "Yes dear, but I was in love, so I didn't notice"... And that's when the fight really kicked into gear!
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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