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  1. #406
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    But dad, if you won't buy me a laptop, I have to take this with me.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  2. #407
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    i said IT not s-h-i-t
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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  3. #408
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    Smile

    Another Nerd failing to respond to reason??

  4. #409
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    I can't log out now! Haxxor's gonna pwn teh ice-mage and he needs me!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  5. #410
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    I can't log out now! Haxxor's gonna pwn teh ice-mage and he needs me!
    Give it up for Mr ice-mage Skew ChiDAMN!!, take it away.

  6. #411
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    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  7. #412
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    The Evil Knievel Bus Co is running late!!

  8. #413
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    A bridge too far
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  9. #414
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    OK who pulled the emergency cord.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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  10. #415
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    Proof you reach your destination faster sitting at the front of the bus.

    Cheers
    Michael

  11. #416
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    I not care how many times you watch 'Dukes of Hazzard' Igor!!! You just bus driver and this not Hollywood!!!!!
    .
    Updated 8th of February 2024

  12. #417
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    the new WWII Tourist drive - "Bus on the River Kwai"
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  13. #418
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    Let the train take the strain

  14. #419
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    This is your driver speaking, " The passengers at the front of the bus will arrive approximately 2 hours late"

    "Those at the back may need to check their travel insurance "




    Cheers Fred
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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  15. #420
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    Anyone walking through the bus to the other side will have to pay a bridge toll...

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