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Thread: The Marriage Fairy
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16th April 2009, 06:15 PM #1
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The Marriage Fairy
A couple in their early sixties were celebrating their fortieth Anniversary at a dinner, when Pouf!, a beautiful Fairy appeared and said, "As you have been such an exemplary loving couple, I am going to give each of you a wish."
The wife said, "Oh! How lovely. How about a world trip?" and Pouf!, first class tickets on the Q.E.II appeared on the table.
The Fairy looked at the man, and he said, "Well. This is all very romantic and that, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so I am going to wish for a wife who is thirty years younger than me."
Pouf!, He was suddenly ninety-three!
Moral: Men should remember- Fairies are usually female...The collecting of facts is not the gaining of wisdom, or even knowledge; knowing that the earth is round does not prevent our falling off the edge of it.
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16th April 2009, 06:25 PM #2
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Not all of them, Thweetie
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17th April 2009, 10:39 AM #3
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O.K. Pouf! Up you popped!
Originally Posted by Lignin
The collecting of facts is not the gaining of wisdom, or even knowledge; knowing that the earth is round does not prevent our falling off the edge of it.
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17th April 2009, 11:00 AM #4
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Gissakiss!!!!
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