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  1. #391
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    Smile

    Sorry, computer illiterate.
    Can't send pictures.
    Give somebody else a go.
    I just enjoy trying to "out joke" the rest of you genuine wits.

  2. #392
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    There ya go .... took this in Nepal.
    Cheers, Ern

  3. #393
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    "I'll tell you what Carlos, this is a lot easier than trying to chew it in half !"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  4. #394
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    Wouldn't it be easier to start from the top and work down?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  5. #395
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    Master Lobsang, we have made this saw brake many years ago, and with it built the community bridges and many houses, why is it we cannot build one more stool?

    Cheers
    Michael

  6. #396
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    Thanks Ern,

    "And hence, the derivation of "Top Dog"

    ( True, but using a pit saw)

  7. #397
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    "And hence, the derivation of "Top Dog"

    ( True, but using a pit saw)
    Thought it was top notch? Cos the guy on the top cut out a notch for the saw to start in.
    Cheers, Ern

  8. #398
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    Cool

    Probably both, but what would a bottom notch be for??

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    "You sure we can't read the manual, Sammi?"
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Another Stratocaster copy on the way !
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  11. #401
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    "There must be an easier way to make laminate".
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    "I'm bored, I'm Chairman of the bored"

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    Give it to Springwater.

    My takes:

    What an nepalling job.
    Field testing Veritas's new range of 'green' saws
    Cheers, Ern

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    Thanks Ern and to Nepal, ahh Nepal, what I wouldn't give. Apologies for the delay with my response. I thought Skew had the last one, anyway on with the show, this is it:
    Attachment 102606

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    I don't care if you take the !$#%$# computer with you. You're 35, and you're moving out!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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