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    The little boy took his finger out of the dyke to pick his nose and suddenly it was all over.

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    Go for it Underfoot, that cracked me up.
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    ok how about

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Think those blasting engineers put a decimal in the wrong spot.

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    ....and what did the note they tied to it say Elmer????
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    Rock In Chair.

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    Relax............the hospital is just a stones throw away.
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    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    ...he was a faithful dog

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    Bob's new Home Theatre System with it's MegaRock(R) setting was just a touch too realistic, though it did have quite a kick...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    "Damn, I missed" - 'Dog'
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    Bloody kid!! I never should have made her that catapault!!

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    Billy Bob finally understood why the house under the cliff was so cheap.

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    Boulder city lives up to it''s name again
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    A rock and a soft place?
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    a couple of ticklers in there folks
    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
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    passed to you Lignin

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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