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31st March 2006, 09:18 PM #1
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The Eunuch's Association
There is a Eunuch's Association in India that has a limited membership. There are only 500 members allowed at any one time.
Each year they have their AGM at the Calcutta Race Club and after the business session has concluded they stage a race around the track for all 500 members.
The race is called the India Knackerless 500.
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1st April 2006, 12:31 PM #2
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3rd April 2006, 04:41 PM #3
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A careless scrutineer got the sack...
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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3rd April 2006, 04:47 PM #4
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The prize for last place is a jar of MFKL
Mick"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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3rd April 2006, 06:36 PM #5
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Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
The prize for last place is a jar of MFKL
Mick
And when the poor bugger asks why they're giving him an enhancer for his missing tackle they tell him: "We're just rubbing it in!"
(Listen - it might add a lustre but first you need a cluster!)Driver of the Forums
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3rd April 2006, 10:15 PM #6
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I doubt there'd be any world-record times... they're all knackered before the race.
- Andy Mc
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4th April 2006, 11:16 PM #7
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BALLS to that !
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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12th April 2009, 10:48 AM #8
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Bollocks!!!!
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12th April 2009, 02:46 PM #9
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Family jewels are usually insured.
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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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12th April 2009, 07:23 PM #10
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12th April 2009, 07:28 PM #11
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AAAAnnnd......I heard that castration is a eunuch experience.
Sorry.......forgot my Medication
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12th April 2009, 08:42 PM #12
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a laugh
Thanks mate, its the first time I have laughed in a month, have had a few problems of late.
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