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    Smile The Eunuch's Association

    There is a Eunuch's Association in India that has a limited membership. There are only 500 members allowed at any one time.

    Each year they have their AGM at the Calcutta Race Club and after the business session has concluded they stage a race around the track for all 500 members.

    The race is called the India Knackerless 500.


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    I'll bet they have a ball.
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    A careless scrutineer got the sack...


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    The prize for last place is a jar of MFKL

    Mick
    "If you need a machine today and don't buy it,

    tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."

    - Henry Ford 1938

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    Quote Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
    The prize for last place is a jar of MFKL

    Mick

    And when the poor bugger asks why they're giving him an enhancer for his missing tackle they tell him: "We're just rubbing it in!"

    (Listen - it might add a lustre but first you need a cluster!)
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    I doubt there'd be any world-record times... they're all knackered before the race.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    BALLS to that !


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Smile

    Bollocks!!!!

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    Family jewels are usually insured.
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    Do they sing in the Soprano's Choir
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    AAAAnnnd......I heard that castration is a eunuch experience.

    Sorry.......forgot my Medication

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    Default a laugh

    Thanks mate, its the first time I have laughed in a month, have had a few problems of late.

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