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10th April 2009, 05:13 PM #361
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10th April 2009, 05:15 PM #362
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Vern's alter ego. Turning Timber Into Toothpicks
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To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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10th April 2009, 05:50 PM #363
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Due to his ongoing delusion that he was Bazza the Beaver, Carlos has to spend the rest of his life in a rubber room.
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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10th April 2009, 06:07 PM #364
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I''m that hungry i could eat a 4x2
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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10th April 2009, 06:20 PM #365
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Right, that's the chips.
Now for the fish!!
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10th April 2009, 06:37 PM #366
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Oral-B(eech)
The toothbrush recommended by most dentists......but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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10th April 2009, 07:22 PM #367
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Just realised I have my rip teeth in, let me fit my crosscut teeth, there's hardly any tearout with those.
Cheers
Michael
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10th April 2009, 10:43 PM #368
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11th April 2009, 01:33 AM #369
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A chip of the old block.
IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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11th April 2009, 04:08 PM #370
Dances with splinters
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For some strange reason AlexS tickled my funny bone. Take it away, Alex!
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11th April 2009, 10:25 PM #371
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11th April 2009, 11:03 PM #372
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The horse race will commence 10 minutes after the boat race is finished.
IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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12th April 2009, 07:07 AM #373
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although there had been numerous attempts,
it was many years before the rules of 'water polo' were agreed upon.
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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12th April 2009, 08:39 AM #374
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The ten pound reward for the lost cufflinks sparked search efforts of divers kinds.
Cheers, Ern
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12th April 2009, 03:41 PM #375
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what this boat needs is more horse power!
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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