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  1. #1
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    Default Second hand joke

    I wish I could claim this to be an original but heard it on TV
    this morning and hope that Forumites did not.

    A wife was due for a birthday and her husband asked her
    what she would like as a present.

    She replied, "Something that will go from zero to a hundred
    in less than five seconds. I prefer the colour to be white".

    The husband purchased her present - a set of white
    bathroom scales. Funny, they are still not talking.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    A well balanced solution.
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    He obviously didn't weigh up the risks.
    Chris
    ========================================

    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    He should be out of hospital in about 6 months
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    On the other hand he could have bought her a bullet
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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