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  1. #331
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    You think this is good mum, wait till you see your bedroom and the car, we did them in red!
    Bit dissapointed that nobody mentioned second and third coats but, for me, it was Groggy.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  2. #332
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    OK, for something different I am putting up FOUR pictures. The winner will have a caption for each one.

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    Back in the bad books again eh? Yeah you can share me house again, butbringessabeerwillya?

    Little kiwi never forgave his mum for the teenage preggnancy, nor for hiding his egg with the neighbouring penguins.

    Acorn Wars, The Return of the Squirrel

    Yeah, I bloody can swim, now there ain't nothin between me and revenge but a pair of speedos.

    Cheers
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    1. Ahh, what a dog of a day
    2. I give you @#$%ing dog of a day...
    3. Die! You Dirty Dog!
    4. You're so dead, Dog...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    After a dog's day, it's good to just kick back and relax.
    Bugger the speedos, I'm going back to the tux!
    No, NO! You hit the nut with it...
    I'll give YOU "cute!"
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    "Hello Fifi, wanna come back to my place?"

    "Sod this for a lark! I'm migrating!"

    "For squirrels lots of fun this is,"

    "Yes, I am Geelong's 2008 grand final mascot! So what!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

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    You'd have to agree
    that dejection
    and violence
    rain

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    Smoke?

    I hate it when they steal my suit.

    The first Star-wars Jeddai warriors didn't exactly get the expected serious response from the test audience.

    This IS smiling.
    anne-maria.
    T
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Like....wow!
    YOU'RE depressed??
    Sunday at Sydney airport
    You lookin' at me, Pal??

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    Then bugger me if they didn't put this thing around my neck.
    Biggest bloody wave I ever saw.
    May the energiser be with you.
    Breaststroke my ar...........
    IAMNOWHERE
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    - who me? nope, it musta been the cat that pooped in yer shoe.
    -Damn!, I didn't know it was supposed to be formal
    -Hey settle down guys, you just light sabered the tree
    -Yeah, ok, I'm not really fond of swimming, what gave it away?

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Some good ones there

    mic-d takes it away today.

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    Here's one.


    Cheers
    Michael

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    Whoever screwed my head on did it too tight.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    This thread gets my head in a spin.
    Cheers, Ern

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