silent treatment

[gemi_babe]

A girlfriend and boyfriend were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realised that the next day he would need his
girlfriend to wake him at 5:00AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00AM." He left it where he knew
she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00AM and
he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his girlfriend hadn't woken
him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00AM. Wake up."


Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

[echnidna]

sounds like time to fly the nest.

[AlexS]

So she's not talking - what's the problem?
He should enjoy the peace while he can!

Yes dear, coming dear.

[Christopha]

I haven't spoken to Marg for 2 years........ I don't want to interrupt her!

[barnsey]

You're so thoughtful and tactful Christopha

Think your my new role model. She says I'm cute and cuddly, she reckons I'm sexy and I use Mr Sheen to do my hair too

[graemet]

Paddy was riding his motorbike home from the pub with his wife on the pillion. His mate, Mick, the local copper chased him and pulled him over, "Paddy, your wife fell off about three miles back!"
"The Lord be praised" said Paddy, "I thought I'd gone deaf."