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  1. #1
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    Default Double trouble

    I planted some strawberries last season but a stray pig got in
    and ate the lot of them. I was that annoyed I got the axe and
    gave it a clout which split its snout in two. The pig ran away
    hopefully never to be seen again.

    You would not believe it, this season I planted more strawberries
    and the pig returned. There it was ... eating the strawberries two
    rows at a time.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I planted some strawberries last season but a stray pig got in
    and ate the lot of them. I was that annoyed I got the axe and
    gave it a clout which split its snout in two. The pig ran away
    hopefully never to be seen again.

    You would not believe it, this season I planted more strawberries
    and the pig returned. There it was ... eating the strawberries two
    rows at a time.

    Allan
    Just can't win sometimes.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Mmmm!!! I think he speaks with forked snout!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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