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    Default New error messages in Vista

    1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
    2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
    3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
    4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
    5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
    6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
    7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
    8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
    9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
    10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
    11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
    12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
    13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
    14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
    15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
    17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
    18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
    19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
    20) User Error: Replace user.
    21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
    22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

    After your first tech support call you are sent a new sticker for the computer case ...
    Cheers, Ern

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    Ern, as a Mac owner.....I love it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by watson View Post
    Ern, as a Mac owner.....I love it!!
    Why? ..Did you think that Macs had cornered the market in error messages?

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