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  1. #1
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    Default Alan knows the answer

    Small boy stops Alan in the street one day in Wallan and says, " Mister I need some help with a question the teacher has asked the class at school and no-one has come up with the answer. Now Alan being not too badly educated, replied "Well son, I should be able to answer a question for you, having lived on this earth for a long long time, there is not much I would not be able to answer. I have traveled extensively in my life and have picked up many pieces of information in my time" Alan sticks out his chest proudly and goes on. " I would imaging you are in second grade, so I don't think your question would be too difficult for me. Go ahead young man, aske away"

    The little lad looks up at Alan and quips "The teacher wants to know what a piece of sandpaper is called in Afghanistan"

    Alan thinks for a second or two and then smiles at the young lad. "Thats easy" he smiles knowingly....





    "Its a Map"
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    Of coarse (course) sandpaper.
    Map covers travelling in Winter and Summer. (wet and dry).

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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