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Thread: Deafness
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20th March 2009, 02:17 PM #1
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Deafness
A bloke goes to the doctor and says I think I'm going deaf. The doctor said "describe the symptoms" he said Homer is a fat bloke and Marj has blue hair.
AllanGunner
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20th March 2009, 02:39 PM #2
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What the hell........................... Oh I get it now
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It took a minuteTo grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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20th March 2009, 03:10 PM #3
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I got it in a few seconds but more importantly
... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN Allan.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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20th March 2009, 06:54 PM #4
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Met a bloke the other day wandering around with some custard and jelly in one ear and a piece of banana and cake in the other. He was just a trifle deaf.
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21st March 2009, 02:50 PM #5
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I saw the same bloke ... he was wandering around with a meat pie sitting on his
Originally Posted by artme
Met a bloke the other day wandering around with some custard and jelly in one ear and a piece of banana and cake in the other. He was just a trifle deaf.
ear. When I asked why he replied that he was "on a Pioneer tour".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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24th March 2009, 07:56 PM #6
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what!!! speak up. theres no need to whisper.
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