So what's all this about, then?

[echnidna]

Reebo replied, watchit Crabtree or you'll lose your green caterpilla and....

[Caliban]

..the girl as well...

[Driver]

"Leasing my groon citterpuller would be toolerable!" quoth the Captoon. "Bit leasing the ghoul? That's not fair!"

Michelle was very impressed with Crabtree's obvious distress at the prospect of her imminent departure. She sidled up to him and ...

[Bob Willson]

offered him a jam sandwich from which she had already licked all the jam and also the soft parts of the bread. In fact, it would be a lot truer to say that she sidled up to Crabtree and offered him a crust from an ex jam sanger. However, notwithstanding the state of the aforementioned tit-bit he looked hungrily at the delectable Michelle/Michael? and lowering his mouth to her /breasts/chest he took a large nibble of ..

[Grunt]

got down on her knees and began to suck on the extra strong mint that Crabtree had given her.

look at the two of them, Michelle on her knees and Crabtree standing with a funny little grin on his face. This caused to get quite excited and ...

[echnidna]

and while he was confused accidentally deleted his own green caterpilla

[Driver]

An administrator (!) deleting his own green caterpillar!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Now that is just way too ridiculous. Let's get this story back to a more realistic plot line.

Michelle had removed her trenchcoat and hung it on the nearest convenient hook (which just happened to be Seaman Staines' foot - protruding, as you will remember - through a hastily-repaired rip in the fabric of the universe). Michelle now put her trenchcoat back on, preparatory to departing with Crabtree on a mission of their own devising.

However, Staines' seaboot, relieved of the weight of Michelle's trenchcoat, jerked upwards, widening the hole in the fabric of the universe and allowing Staines to step through. He did so, rubbing his cramped leg and ...

[RETIRED]

An administrator (!) deleting his own green caterpillar!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Now that is just way too ridiculous. Let's get this story back to a more realistic plot line.

I am glad to see that we have a realist here!

[echnidna]

you are right its a bit far-fetched, actually come to think about it he must have deleted Christopha's caterpilla coz Christopha's been bleating about losing......

[bitingmidge]

his wooden....

[Bob Willson]

woody ..

[ernknot]

pithy

[ozwinner]

Thats the other thread guys, you know, just a bit of fun.


Al

[craigb]

[However, Staines' seaboot, relieved of the weight of Michelle's trenchcoat, jerked upwards, widening the hole in the fabric of the universe and allowing Staines to step through. He did so, rubbing his cramped leg and ...

looking around lasciviously espied one cabin boy called Roger who was staring at him aghast.

"Flippin hell!" ejaculated Roger, "I thought that ...."

[Driver]

... I was safe."

"You are, mate," said Staines. "Standing there on one leg in the alternative universe has given me time to re-consider my behaviour. I'm a changed man. I no longer lust after cabin boys. That's all behind me (if you'll pardon the expression). I've decided to become a connoisseur of antique French clocks."

"Great!" said Roger. "That means ...