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    Default Divorce proceedings

    My mate had just been through a terribly nasty divorce and as
    he left the courthouse he muttered under his breath, "It's about
    time I had some good luck".

    Suddenly a genie appeared and said, "You can have three wishes,
    but whatever you wish for, your wife can have double".

    My mate asked for twenty dollars and the genie pointed out his
    wife would get forty. He was happy enough with that.

    He then said he would like to be five years younger and the genie
    confirmed his wife would be ten years younger. That was ok too.

    "And what is your third wish", asked the genie.

    My mate replied, "Beat me half to death".

    Allan

    P.S. This is only a joke - I am not advocating violence to women.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    To save himself the time & pain next time, he now needs to find someone he doesn't like and give them a house.
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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