So what's all this about, then?

[Grunt]

used some lumber to ...

[Caliban]

knock some sense into the rest of us who tend to get too wooden at times...

[ernknot]

and illogical at most times....

[craigb]

Bobby said:

I wonder if they'll ever manage to get back to constructing a a story?

Crabtree is willing.

Susan is willing

Even Roger is willing.

So...

[ozwinner]

We have the coalition of the willing........................


Yeah.......................

[Caliban]

with that the coalition of the willing set off in their everchanging craft, (under the pretext of saving the universe from the dreaded giant, who weilded weapons of mass deletion) to invade some planet that they thought had a life's supply of wooden....

[craigb]

"Peauff" ejaculated Crabtree, you are not zee narrator I thought youe ware.

Suddenly, Michelle grabbed ...

[Caliban]

her trench coat, wrapped it tightly around her and said "Now listen very carefully, I shall say this only once" to which roger replied...

[Grunt]

"Speak up. You know I've had trouble with my hearing since that time in the shower with the pope on a rope and the ...

[ozwinner]

Speak up, Im deef you knew.....!

[Caliban]

...wooden

[ozwinner]

Hey thats not fair, I thought of it firkst.............


Al

[craigb]

but the tasty Michelle was impervious to such childish exclmations.

"Unless someone shows some imagination" she exclaimed "Crabtree is never going to acqure his Legion D'honhour (or however you spell it)"

So was the gaunltlet flung down.

Suprisingly, who should pick it up than..

[Caliban]

Susan, who we all thought was dead, but be that as it may, She picked up the gauntlet and began rubbing neatsfoot oil into it to....

[craigb]

prime it so that she could make a wish.

"Gauntlet gauntlet in my hand (she chanted)

How I wish you were a man.

For if it was a man you were

Then you'd find that I would ..."