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Thread: Hi Tech
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3rd March 2009, 08:59 AM #1
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Hi Tech
James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
~~~I can not change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to
always reach my destination~~~
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3rd March 2009, 09:14 AM #2
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4th March 2009, 05:43 PM #3
Now they have established a bond between them.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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14th March 2009, 01:27 PM #4
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He's panting and she's depanting.
Cheers, Ern
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18th March 2009, 05:25 AM #5
All of course - in a timely manner
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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18th March 2009, 07:12 AM #6
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1st laugh of the day
les
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